This is the stuff that somehow stays in our fridge even though it expired last year or the year before. There must be something about keeping it around for a year or two even though some part of my mental inventory had written it off and was just too damn lazy to throw it away.

Someone please get that lady out of the FEMA trailer.

Vince demonstrates proper Super Bowl half-time dental hygiene such as flossing and brushing one’s teeth with the iPod.

I just saw this commercial for Mirapex on cable that appeared to use their disclaimer for side effects to sell the drug to the American people. The drug is for Restless Leg Syndrome and the commercial warns the customer of sudden urges to gamble, have sex or other intense urges. I’m sold.

Heather is going to die when she finds out her desk at work may have the cooties. I used her desk all week while she was gone. Heather uses those sanitizing gells and keeps her space clean to protect herself from cooties, so… yeah. I called in to warn the office that they should wipe down her desk before letting anyone use it after the doctor told me last night that I have community associated MRSA on my left forearm. See for yourself.

Staph and MRSA can also cause illness in persons outside of hospitals and healthcare facilities. MRSA infections that are acquired by persons who have not been recently (within the past year) hospitalized or had a medical procedure (such as dialysis, surgery, catheters) are know as CA-MRSA infections. Staph or MRSA infections in the community are usually manifested as skin infections, such as pimples and boils, and occur in otherwise healthy people.
[Community-Associated MRSA Information for the Public - CDC]